My parasitic twin and I were enjoying a leisurely

My parasitic twin and I were enjoying a leisurely stroll down the avenue when out of nowhere came the call of the world's rarest avian species, a bird so rare that only one was

served at each annual King's Feast. The King loved dining on Endangered Species & if I could catch this rarest of rare birds and sell it to the King's butcher I'd be rich. I snuck

into a bird costume a ran about flapping my wings. Rarest of rare birds flew over to me and joined in my birdie dance. I worked in a clapping motion to my dance to catch the birds

but my clapping motion got out of control. My hands blurred like E. Honda's and I crushed the little birdie. It was the bird of

epic proportions. Flaming like a jewel, bright and strong like a phoenix and yet. I smote it into ashes and tossed them into the wind off the cliffside

Yea verily the ash, wound in the billowy arms of Zephyrus, fell like soft rain on the ocean and darkened Poseidon's watery realm. Angered, the Great Lord of the Seas raised his

watery salt-encrusted eyes to the heavens, whipping the seawinds into a monsterous monsoon, while jagged lightning lit up the ocean to reveal the most horrid of all crustaceans...

Yes, the leviathan from the deep, that sentient cephalopod horror.. the Kraken! A pattern of skulls flowed ominously across his mantel. Capt. Muddymuddskipper swung the harpoon gun

'round as the Kraken's surging roiled the tasty vessel. Capt. Muddymuddskipper raised a megaphone: "Not like this! I know what it's like to lose a love!" The Kraken plunged

into despair at the Captain's plea, turned to stone, and crumbled into dust under his own weight. The crew cheered, and Capt. M. guffawed. "The idiot fell for that bullshit!"