Out of ideas, the band built robots to play

Out of ideas, the band built robots to play random songs. "We'll steal whatever ROCKS," they said. The next day, the robots stole their guyliner, drums, and van, going on tour in

side a stolen Joann's fabric truck. The Rock-Bots they were called. The did a cover of Domo Origato Mr. Roboto at the Lanceburg county fair which blew the minds of the really

old folks that came to the fair every year. The fair would probably be out of business if it wasn't for

the shuffleboard tournament that happened. All the thrill rides were gone, nobody wanted them. However, the thing about shuffleboard is that

when left outside and in the wind, the sand starts to fly away. And so it did, except that rather than flying away, the sand congregated into a

swirling, writhing tower. The sand tornado rose high into the sky and spun with the ferocity of a thousand devils. It began to suck nearby objects into the wild vortex of sand.

It tried to lift Tonia "La Tonta" Canales but Tonia didn't want her thighs to show so she refused to let the tornado lift her. She made her shadow hold the ground tighter. The torn

-ado pulled and tugged, but was no match for Tonia's muscular shadow, which held her fast to the earth. Using the last of it's power, the tornado dwindled to a breeze at her feet.

Tonia laughed triumphantly. "I am so strong, nothing can stop me, not even forces of nature!" To show her power, she bounded up to a nearby tree, ripped it up by the roots and

threw it over to the other bank. Every one gasped in dismay, as the river was as wide as a five rail tracks next to one another. No one had ever really understood her true strength