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Jojo the tiny squire sat on a velvet cushion

  • Jojo the tiny squire sat on a velvet cushion in his substantial mansion surveying his enormous estate. He owned land in 3 counties & the daughters of the local gentry regarded him

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  • as the most eligible bachelor in the land. Despite Squire Jojo's small stature, he was well known for his large personality & even larger sexual appetite.Loud & boisterous was Jojo

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  • and he couldn't contain his excitement at the rose ceremony, when the Bachelorette said his name. Squire Jojo will you except this rose? He did a back flip with an erection as he

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  • accidently fell and knocked down the swan ice sculpture, snapping it's drippy neck. The Bachelorette was furious w/Squire Jojo, since she loved swans, & took back his rose. "WTF"

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  • he mouthed from behind the aquarium and made a ghastly face. That's when Jojo the tiny squire flexed and his pants exploded. The Bachelorette punched the aquarium in excitement.

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  • Jojo the tiny squire and a few of his fronds agreed that Tina the Bachelorette was quite a nice gill. It was a fin thing to say, for shore. Jojo quickly scrambled to cover himself

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  • with tar an feathers. He couldn't find his underpants and it was all he could find now trapped in the garage. "Tina must have a feather fetish with all these feathers here." He tho

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  • ught. Harv's tarred & feathered boa stood at attention as he thought about this. Then Tina's dad arrived and hit the garage door opener to drive in his 4x4 surprising Harv

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  • , as Harv hadn't expected Tina's dad to be back for a long while. "Hey," Harv said nervously, stroking his boa. He'd been deep in thought, and the man's arrival had

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  • really put a kink into his evening plans. Harv said "It's not what it looks like, really." Tina's dad calmly cocked the shotgun, pointed at the door and said "Harv a nice night."

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9 Comments

  1. 49erFaithful Sep 30 2013 @ 16:39

    Too shabby, it is not.

  2. SlimWhitman Sep 30 2013 @ 18:15

    Maybe Jojo's nickname is Harv? @49er: I misread your line as "put a kink in his evening pants". LOL

  3. 49erFaithful Sep 30 2013 @ 18:19

    Ah yes, wouldn't be the first time Harv's evening pants got kinky. ;-)

  4. lucielucie Oct 01 2013 @ 05:34

    Yes, his full name is Sir John Joseph Josiah FitzHarvey aka Jojo or Harv. My ipad won't let me add to stories - saying I haven't enabled cookies when I have. Is it just me?

  5. lucielucie Oct 03 2013 @ 13:46

    I can create stories but can't add to them.

  6. PurpleProf Oct 03 2013 @ 17:21

    Hmmmm, LucieLucie.... It likely has something to do with our govt. shutdown, but Mr. SlimWhiltman usually knows what to do. I also think there's a help link at the bottom of this page!

  7. SlimWhitman Oct 03 2013 @ 19:27

    @lucielucie: I'm able to add. Did you try erasing your browser's cache? Maybe it thinks your still adding to another story. Wouldn't want to miss out on your quirky folds!

  8. PurpleProf Oct 03 2013 @ 21:52

    No, we cannot do without LucieLucie... :)

  9. lucielucie Oct 05 2013 @ 04:17

    Ta v much SlimWhitman and PurpleProf for yr ideas which I've tried but I still can't add to stories on the ipad. It happened when I downloaded ios7. I'm not a conspiracy theorist but...

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