"I don't care what you say, I'll never like

"I don't care what you say, I'll never like you like I used to," she yelled, slamming the door. I stood there, wondering about the words and whether or not

she was kidding or if i should honestly take her seriously. She sounded like the crazy ex girlfriend that I was waiting to get rid of.

So i decided to use her instead. I took her to the back room and strapped her down and told her everything was gonna be alright as i undressed her slowly. Than i opened the door as.

Billy Mayes screamed use some Oxey Clean! So much shits been in there its gotta be dark and mysterious. But watch out kids, some stains cant be removed that easily

because I have come back from the dead!" Billy screamed. He had made a bargain with the dark prince and was given second life. Of course, his flesh was still dead so

he bought a snowglobe to cheer him up

But he dropped it and then he was sad again.

But to his dismay, the snow globe didn't break. Instead it bounced back up to his hands.

It was the last work of Thomas Kinkade. It had to be destroyed, for the sake of the future of art. Then things grew worse. The indestructible globe began to play It's a Small World

while raining urine and wood pulp from a dogwood that Kincade claimed were from the Christ's cross. Kincade was, of course, laughed off America's Got Talent in third place.