Some friendships are more conversational,

Some friendships are more conversational, other friendships are more vibrational." The Gila monster jeered at his next meal, lobster bib at the ready.

Lola the Lobster was just steaming inside her shell. The nerve. The Gila Monster gloated, "and our friendship shall be taste-sensational." Lola felt suicidal for a moment, then spr

-ayed the Gila Monster with her little lobster sized fire hose which she carried with her for use on obnoxious lizards. But Lola's suicidal thoughts returned when the Gila Monster

said she wanted Lola to listen to her poem. Gila Monster poetry is written in French with no rhymes so suicide is a predictable response. Lola stuffed hairy caterpillars in her ear

in time to avoid the Gila Monster's opening verse,"I flick my tongue & taste your fetid breath. I feel your gnashing bite & my eyes bulge.." A caterpillar crawled out of Lola's ear

because what Lola wants caterpillars to do in her ears, caterpillars do in her ears. Meanwhile, from under the kitchen table General Custer cleared his throat to alert her he was

secretly a caterpillar ready to climb into her ear and lay eggs.

the caterpillar began to shrink so it could fit into the ear, it would lay eggs and go to the brain, then it would

Multiply like rabbits and thus need another hole in the ground. There is a family of rabbits I already know. Peter and his siblings are often having me over for tea. Of course, its

all in vain. I i am only luring them to their doom. Rabbit stew it is. Slurp! delicious and only half the calories of pork. Plus you get these cute bunny fur slippers.