The best way to end the day is with a nice

The best way to end the day is with a nice warm glass of...

vodka splashed with a slight hint of mt dew. It really helps to screw up your thoughts before trying to

As I was very nervous about the next day i thought to myself lets not remember tonight. lets have a pizza party with all my gal pals

This right here is an amazing coping skill.

The skill of crying in your truck, eating unhealthy amounts of food and falling asleep. Only to wake up and realize all you needed was a snack and naptime!

It is really refreshing to wake up full and ready for the day.

I then proceeded to grab my coffee and walk out the door.

When I was walking to my car I slipped and fell and broke my skull. There was blood everywhere. Absolutely ridiculous.

You find yourself floating above this crumpled body. Was that you? Yes of course it is, the shattered remnants of skull and grey matter were splayed about and started slithering.

You have made a rookie mistake yet again. Medusa cannot be killed by force alone. You have simply scattered the snakes of her hair. Take your battle stance and try again.