Ladies and Gentlemen, are you tired of Disco Clowns stealing the pies off your windowsills? Then try new Chuckle Acid™, the spray that dissolves clowns in seconds. Just spray and your class will sober up real quick. Where did Pete & Jack go? Well, they forgot a little word called 'decorum' & thanks to fast acting Chuckle Acid, the clown dissolver, Teach can get back to what he does best: Boring statistics and history lessons. In Clown School, you ask? Why, yes, of course! Chuckle Acid™ is the ultimate education tool - nothing like an amorphous black blob of jello for breakfast everyday. But the that acid was something else. No wonder it went for $10 a gram. And when you consider inflation, that his now bright red nose was showing and the rainbow haired cops who incarcerated him in a bouncy castle full of balloon animals, it was worth it. Heck even the honky horn the judge Made him hold between his legs wasn’t that bad, so long as no one came along and squeezed it too hard causing a flock of geese to come in response. Geese are the worst because they don't give a honk about Chuckle Acid, Clowns w/o Borders, or driving around in little cars, let alone caring about his feelings about holding it between his legs like holding in a laugh squashed into a box. Inevitably the scandal engulfing Clowns Without Borders & unregulated Chuckle Acid abuse led to Bozo in the dock in chains confronted by ace prosecutor Jim "I ain't never laughed" McGee, the perfect yin to the Clowns Without Borders' yang. Luckily for Bozo, the trial was being held in Kangaroo Court which was a serious pie in the face of jurisprudence but what could Bozo do about it but squirt from a plastic flower for the rest of his life. In the end, Judge Claribell ruled for Mr. Greenjeans.



1 Woab's photo

Hey, we clowned all the way through this one in less than two weeks. Honk, honk!

2 LordVacuity's photo

I liked that somehow I brought the pies from the first fold back at the last.

3 Woab's photo

Oooh! I didn’t see that. Pie-rific job there, Futique!

4 LordVacuity's photo

Well it isn’t humble pie, but I will allow it.

5 LordVacuity's photo

Speaking of humble pie, on an unrelated note, today is National Pancake Day so IHOP is giving out free short stacks. Bon appetit!

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