The Lobster Wolf bared its fangs and waved

The Lobster Wolf bared its fangs and waved its claws threateningly in the air. Liam Neeson, back up against a tree, stared it down, armed only with a KFC spork and a copy of

the Lawn Bowling Gazette. Liam Neeson poked the KFC Spork menacingly at the Lobster Wolf which reached out and cut the Spork in half with it's claw. The lobster wolf lunged forward

at him, but Liam neatly sidestepped the Lobster Wolf, who tumbled into the waiting vat of melted butter. Then Liam Neelson produced another KFC Spork from behind his back

"Put your spork away, Liam, you don't need to seduce me, I'm ready-seduced." Liam Neeson spun round - it was a blond, a blond to make a vegan stick a spork through a KFC Zinger

. Liam considered his options. "OK" he said to the blond. "I might have time to slap it. But I won't have time to flip it or rub it down." Translation:

Liam Neeson has jumped the shark. The Blond was dressed like man but had the biggest set of

tatas he'd ever seen, and boy, had he seen his share. Riding the shark like a horse, Liam rescued the androgynous fair-haired being from the jaws of death.

Liam then received the most beautiful kiss that he'd ever received. Sparks literally were flying, and he could feel electricity pulsing between them.

Having his brain transferred to a refurbished trashbot by No Exit was turning out just dandy he thought before the mannequin extended her 240 volt forked tongue into his

cerebellum, or whatever its digital equivalent was. The transfer was complete, and he would now forever talk trash to everyone and everything he encountered.