Once upon a time there waz a duck that triped

Once upon a time there waz a duck that triped and fell and couldnt get up

And she said " i have fallen and can not get up! " " All senior citizens should have life alert." and then

a superhero came down and gave every good soul a Life Alert. The superhero became famous, and became the protector of the world. Until the aliens came.

The life alert braces, all at once, constricted around the wrists of their wearers. The super hero chuckled. Millions of elderly were injected with neural nano controllers. Zombie

Octogenarians mounted their Power Chairs heading straight for the local malls. They wanted to eat brains blended with Ensure.

only young brains would suffice their feeding frenzied minds, eternal youth was their goal, the chairs screamed as they neared the mall, panic ensued as the security staff fled,and

the power went out. Only the chairs could see in such darkness, they were built with nightvision. Easily making their way through the mall, while the customers stumbled in the

racks of clothes. The chairs, on top of night vision had lasers in their eyes. They shot at the fumbling customers, causing havoc in the small town mall.

Just then, a Nicole Miller little black dress dropped from its hanger and scuttled across the floor and out into the mall. A group of mall walkers, seeing the LBD rushing at them,

and thought finally people will see you can kill a trend and see it run for it's life. Bring on the L.L. Bean Twills they cried; we must have our Rockports! Onward to Dennys!