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There were three mottos to live your life

  • There were three mottos to live your life by in those times:

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  • Cannibalize you friends, birthday parties are for wimps, and don't eat the yellow snow unless there's a lemonade stand nearby. The thing is my dad had eaten the wrong man, so

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  • when the deceased's brother turned up we had a lot of explaining to do about how his dead brother had been deep fried into a dish and eaten.

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  • Ultimately, his parents shoved him into a box and shipped him to Sweden. There he discovered

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  • that Swedish Meatballs aren't really Swedish. Disillusioned, he got back in his box and shipped himself to the Cayman Islands, where he hoped to find a wife. Most of the women

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  • liked to cover themselves in canned Swedish meatball, so he hyperventilated throughout the entire trip. He couldn't stand the island, so he sailed and found himself elsewhere.

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  • He found the island of Patmos. It was barely an island. It only had room for him and a hermit that lived on it. He claimed to have visions, revelations, from the Most High God of

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  • Deserted Islands. But this one, "Patmos" was about ten feet by twelve - barely enough room to turn around and say hi to your own shadow. No wonder he was hallucinating. "Well this

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  • better be better than was Ekeziel saw or I'm gonna want my money back!" He yelled out to the ferryman who delivered him pre-eaten giant bird livers laced with the tears of a Klown.

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  • . "Yeah, yeah, yeah," the ferryman grumbled under his breath as he pushed off again. "That's what they all say."

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3 Comments

  1. Woab Aug 10 2018 @ 16:54

    Oh yeah, eternity... !

  2. eternity Aug 12 2018 @ 00:26

    :D Don't you hear that all the time too? ;)

  3. Woab Aug 14 2018 @ 12:47

    Constantly...!

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