a b vc h WRONG! TRY AGAIN!.....................................WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!!................SAY YOUR ABC'S, DAMMIT!.......................................................... IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE, I'LL TELL YOU A THOUSAND TIMES, LEARN YOUR SPELLIN' AND CIPHERIN, OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE YOUR POOR MA WORKING HER FINGERS TO THE BONE TO FEED YOU., .... WHAT " Yosemite Sam was on another rant. He was yelling at his son Nate. His full name was Yellowstone Nate. Yosemite Sam had been told Yellowstone Nate had a learning disability but he refused to believe it, blinded by paternal pride. Yellowstone Nate absorbed his father's diatribe, imagining how he might murder him decades on. When Yosemite Sam finished yelling, his son had enough. He took him to a secluded mountain, tied him to a stake and burnt him, with an intricate fan system so the smoke wouldn't kill him first, let him off easy and keep him from repenting his sins. He deserved no sympathy, no mercy for what he had done. He certainly wouldn't get any from me I thought listening to his screams ring out in the fiery cavern our adjacent hells were in. My sin had been Pride in meddling in people's lives until they were as miserable as I was. Yet here I was denying mercy to another sinner. I made a little chuckle of lament and shyly met the other's gaze. "We are so broken, such crooked timber, eh?" The sinner said, "Get and stay the hell away from me, crazy-toons!" And with a flash of lightening, he was gone. Taken into the bosom of hell. No chance for me to follow him there. He was safe at last. I did not weep for him, but went for coffee.

 

Comments

1 Woab's photo

... and that’s the story of why we’ve never heard of Yellowstone Nate.

2 LordVacuity's photo

or his sisters Big Bend Bertha and Denali Dorothy

3 LordVacuity's photo

Mountains of the Moon Loretta

4 LordVacuity's photo

my bad, Craters of the Moon Loretta.

5 Tree's photo

who thought the phrase a b vc h could make something like this?

6 LordVacuity's photo

Exactly 4 years in the making.

7 BlastedHeath's photo

This game does have its mysterious aspects.

8 Woab's photo

LV- Wow, I hadn’t noticed that!

9 LordVacuity's photo

Technically, it was short by about 3 hours.

10 ItWasStolen's photo

Yay!! I brought it back to lifeee!

11 LordVacuity's photo

Yeah, you did.

12 neoremitsper's photo

I am reminded of this:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeMkQ3BkGwo
And yes, I know I’m weird.

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