Esta es la historia de un artefacto encontrado

Esta es la historia de un artefacto encontrado en un desván, que resultó ser una máquina del tiempo.

That's what I told her. And it worked, the greatest pick up line in history and I had no idea what it meant. I started to wonder though, so I went to my spanish friend's house and

explained to him what had happened. He told me that in order to gain a deeper understanding I must cross the three golden rainbows and skip across the enchanted oilseed rape field.

I could tell immediately he'd been smoking pot again. "Dammit, Steve, I thought you'd quit after the incident with the police car and the llama?" Steve laughed and began to

smoke some more pot. "You can't fol me, bro! I know you just want some of m pot!"

He replied, "Wow, you really are high. I don't smoke pot, you idiot! Not only am I clean, but I'm better than you." The non-junkie then slapped around the pothead and punched him

inside of a videogame. The non-junkie did not have the courage to enact any of this out in real life, but needed to deal with his emotions somehow. He decided that

the best thing to do would to dress up as one of the characters out of his favorite video game and make his life the video game, this involved a lot of

cosmetic surgery. He would need to raise a considerable sum of money to cover his many dangerous and unnecessary procedures. His plan was to kidnap the beloved dog of the foremost

Mystery Inc.! However, his plan went awry, like many plans do. In prison, sometimes you can hear him yell, "If it weren't for those meddling kids, and that stupid dog!"