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The orange jumpsuit and grease-slicked hair

  • The orange jumpsuit and grease-slicked hair made my brother look for all the world like the worthless punk he was. His nonchalance pissed off the judge enough that

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  • he declared my brother a flight risk and took away his passport. Normally this would barely phase him, but he'd developed and adversarial relationship with the DMV, and had no ID

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  • that didn't contain a mustachioed portrait of himself. There was the fancy, curly, waxy one. The Steve Harvey push broom. There was even the Hitler, but he never

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  • showed that picture of himself for fear of being branded a white supremist. Maybe tattoo models and motorcycle builders could embrace nazi symbolism without being shamed, but he

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  • could not. His one-eyed, one-legged, tattooed grandmother would never have allowed him to go out in public like that. Instead, she always told him to

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  • remember to wear a condom and not make the same mistakes his

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  • uncle had made when things got out of hand in the living room Soul Train line. His peculiar looking cousin Festus was the result of that accidental incestuous coupling. Never again

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  • would he single-handidly drink the conents of his hotel mini bar. He couldn't remember checking in, let alone

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  • his soul trap in the hotel mini bar. Doing nothing but just try to drink any thing in the bar. Till someone wake him up, from the reality of his life.

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  • As he downed the last bottle of Jack, his stupor became so deep that the image of his first love came to him. As she beckoned him nearer, he joined her - by pulling the trigger.

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3 Comments

  1. RhettOracle Jan 23 2011 @ 12:35

    BananaNut, I am cracking up ahead of time on your "conjugation visits" fold. THAT was funny!

  2. BananaNut Jan 23 2011 @ 12:40

    thanks, I am really having fun with this. I only found it on Friday, but this site is a blast! Of course, everyone I tell about it replies with "you are such a geek..." At least I can wear my geekhood in pride!

  3. RhettOracle Jan 23 2011 @ 12:41

    Yep, it's a badge of honor here.

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