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I’d always wondered what would happen when

  • I’d always wondered what would happen when I opened that door.

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  • Foolishly I had chosen to find out what was behind door number 3. The sports car was behind door number 1, so I went home with a life times supply of paper clips and rubber bands.

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  • "Paper clips and rubber bands!" said my wife, a glint of excitement in her eye, when I told her. "Heck, we can make our own car with those, way better than any sports car!"

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  • "What about the children?!" I gasped. "They're old enough to take care of themselves," she replied. "Suzy is what, six? Seven?" "All for a car?!" I yelled. My wife shrugged

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  • . "You knew I was nuts about cars when you married me," she said. "But I didn't know you would actually leave me to marry an automobile!" I shouted, but it was too late. She and

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  • her hot Ferrari, Joe, were married in Vegas by a minister & a mechanic.She returned to me months later in tears & obviously pregnant:"Help- I'm carrying a Porsche! Joe'll kill me!"

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  • "It's okay," I soothed. "Who's to say that it isn't just a new Hybrid, anyway?"

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  • I said that but I knew the truth was far from the truth. Not this time. I kicked the present down & climbed up on the back of the first future to come at me; rode it as it tried to

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  • Buckle it's way under the table so I wouldn't be able to catch it. It had 16 legs and I only had two!

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  • " he exclaimed while sitting completely still. HE had the ability to catch it but missed his shot because he was too afraid to live up to his full potential.

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