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The cats were swarming around me and I fearfully

  • The cats were swarming around me and I fearfully looked towards the door. How could they have known my weakness? Only one thing stood between me and my salvation: the cats.

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  • As I began to see the end plainly in sight, I realized that they were not attacking me, but looking upon me as their queen! I was the ruler of the cats and I planned to

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  • stop my foolishness. I needed to grow up, and learn that Queenship is overrated. I was meant for something much much more.

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  • Dictatorship was my true destiny. I would learn to rule the world using that which I had feared. Cats.

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  • The clawing and annoying meowing enslaved millions, our kitten overlords rolling in large vats of milk.

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  • My first plan of action would be of course to eliminate all laser pointers and bathtubs. Then my kitties would have no weak points.

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  • It was simple, without weak points my cats could eliminate the dogs across the street. The dogs have attacked my cats for the last time!

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  • They were armed with bazookas flamethrowers. Nothing could go wrong. As the cats walked across the street they suddenly turned. Seth realized something, his cats hated him more the

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  • people at his family reunion. That was awkward for everyone, he thought.

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  • But maybe it wasn't... He decided to spike the pina colada flavored punch and watched his relatives amass into a swath of racial slurrs. Merry Christmas

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