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It was a sign. Slowly, slowly, the world

  • It was a sign. Slowly, slowly, the world was coming around to my way of thinking. I always put the salt in the shaker with fewer holes, pepper in the other. It just makes better

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  • food. You get less salt in your food and the pepper shaker also doubled as a grinder, so you could get a finer grain AND it integrated faster with Mary's brain.They were all Marys

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  • Mary 1, Mary 2, Mary 3 and Mary 4. Rather like the four monkeys called Albert, except they weren’t in space. They were deep under the ocean where the

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  • Star fish danced! Kindred souls they were, all ensconced in their daily routines pouring over the rumblings flowing from the fourteen sea-elephants. Wait, what is that Noise

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  • It got louder and louder. We braced ourselves for the worst. Then, something appeared that we hoped we

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  • could use to make the noises stop. Some people call it music, like x-factor, but really, most of it is just noise. And loud noises must be stopped. And now we could - we got us a

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  • a large sledge hammer and walked briskly toward the source of the noise. BANG! BANG! But the music kept on playing. BANG! The hammer came down again. It was as if it had a

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  • piston attached to it. He threw that on the ground and grabbed the plastic explosives. He molded a patch right where he guess the DJ was on the otherside of the wall. He hit the

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  • TNT plunger and then remembered that is generally advised to stand back before detonation. But no matter, no reason to go to pieces over a little mistake, right?

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  • The Mythbusters crew smugly giggled to themselves when the unusually heavy and defective TNT plunger fell and B A M !!!! Giggles gone, the only thing left was a metallic BUSTED.

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