:Hi A voice came out of no where. :Hi?? You

:Hi A voice came out of no where. :Hi?? You say. :Beware of strange monsters: The voice says again. You open your eyes. You find yourself in a strange room filled with

balls. Hard plastic balls in primary colors. They're coated with exotic bacterias. And you're in a cage. And evil people point and laugh at you. Parents. This is Chuck E. Cheese

Gladiators and only the strong survived. A 6 year old that barely slipped under the "you must be under this tall" sign launched himself into the balls, strangling kids with tickets

while gulping down unimaginable amount of cotton candy. Soon he was frothing at the mouth. Steve realized this massacre must be brought to an end. He grabbed his trusty

chewing gum, and ran to the nearest exit. There, he blew a bubble the size of his head! Once outside, he turned and

found that in doing so his head became stuck to the bubble that he had just blown, he realised that bubbles looked totally different viewed this close up, he marvelled at the way

been evil? In his time, you could actually get a prize inside the box. Not some dumb maze that led to a balanced breakfast. He owned a dusty the Capn' Crunch Sea Dog Spy Kit,

a Sugar Smacks Talking Tie Clip, and his favorite, the Lucky Charms Spiked Brass Knuckles. The last toy had led to several lawsuits, and had quickly been recalled. But he still