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Let's talk about something important. Head

  • Let's talk about something important. Head light flashing. Think of all the things that come to mind when someone flashes their headlights at you & I mean the real deal, not a euph

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  • oric dream of headlight flashing. I think a) I've left the baby on the roof. b) the car's going to explode. c) I can't believe a BMW driver has just let me out in front. d)

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  • I'm a lighthouse & don't realize it, e) I'm trapped in a coal mine, f) I'm drunk & wearing a Christmas tree on my head, g) my headlights flash whenever I think about

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  • danger or road construction, i) winning the slots in Vegas, or j) that time I drank too much & ran into the middle of Times Square, spinning round & round. My headlights also k)

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  • can produce localized time anomalies in the subspace continuum, which may result in l) spontaneous The Next Generation episodes materializing in which m) Wesley Crusher, Teenage

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  • Loser Bi-Curious Goat Boy, either n) tries to seduce his own mother in a holo-deck version of a Klingong Oedipus Rex legend or o) Jordy LaForge engaging in a very muscular type

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  • Of infotainment. Where is Ross Perot when we need him? Opportunities to make money off the uninformed and docile public are ubiquitous. That much hasn't changed at all in 25 years!

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  • In 2525 it will be different. All of humanity will be living in one bio-dome city in orbit around Titan. R055 P3R0T was running for Ward 222 Robot and was giving free lube jobs for

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  • every large donation of Saturnine bucks to the cause. His campaign slogan was "Make the Milky Way Great Again!" His robot wife and kids despised his ambitions.

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  • After running rings around everyone's sense of logic and decency, he managed to confuse the voters into electing him. Having realized all his dreams, he floated gently into space.

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1 Comments

  1. lucielucie Jul 24 2017 @ 09:39

    Hmmm... let's wait and see how prescient your told is Woab :)

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