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dog carcass in alley this morning tire tread

  • dog carcass in alley this morning tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of

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  • butter, the butter is made of tigers, the tigers are made of stutter beats, the beats are made of fingersnaps, the snaps are made of culturally conditioned neuronal spasms, the cou

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  • -s-cous is dry and the waiter is deaf. One-half star." she typed into the review box and then hit post, knowing that she was going to have her revenge on the restaurant after all.

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  • Her plan backfired as the eatery was horded by people who HAD to see the "deaf" waiter in action. For his part, he feigned lip reading- even with eyes closed! The place was a hit.

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  • The plan worked because it turned out most people had no idea what being 'deaf' meant. Some thought that meant the waiter was unable to see.

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  • Unfortunately their lack of proficiency in the English Language, proved to be quite dumb. The started waving their hands frantically in front of the "deaf" person.

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  • Of course, I wasn't deaf. It was just that these morons had so much difficulty speaking English, I couldn't understand a thing they said. To think they were qualified negotiators!

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  • But they were speaking the Queen's English which in private was potty mouthed cockney slang. So when they proposed a Battlecruiser for a total loser if we withdrew our poop scoop

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  • While walking Winston the bulldog. Winston looked like a prime minister who could go tell it on the mountain. The message of being resilient resonated far and wide. The queen was

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  • contrite and offered Winston the Bulldog the Royal Chew Toy and a green realm that owed so much to so few. Winston the Bulldog peed on a Beefeater's boots.

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