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The tree hummed and I listened to the soft

  • The tree hummed and I listened to the soft melodic notes falling from the brown crusted branches. Each leaf made a note as it hit the ground and I wanted to show everyone.

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  • "Look! LOOK!" I cried to each person walking past. "A musical tree!" I pointed as the falling leaves began Beethoven's Fifth. People looked at me, the tree, and hurridly swept past

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  • , as if...as if I was crazy. I wasn't crazy!...Was I? I leaned in closer to the tree, putting my ear to its trunk. YES! There WAS music ...and...and voices!! A party, perhaps?

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  • I found a knothole and peeked through. Sure enough, the squirrels were whoopin' it up in there, getting drunk off maple syrup. There was even a tiny acorn-shaped pinata. How in the

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  • Name of Allah did a whale penis and a rotten carcas of a giant mutated panda manage to be lodged into a squirrels nest. Only The Doctors tardis could achieve such a feat. Perhaps

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  • such time-travelling feats were confined to the realms of science fiction and fantasy, but this eccentric old man, who had done such unspeakable things to a squirrel's nest,claimed

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  • he was from the future, where squirrel's nests where a means a communion with the Nut Lords. 'Not that old chestnut', I thought, while nodding to humor the old fart.

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  • Imagine my surprise when the nuns were removed their wimples and wear their hair in the form of squirrels' nests "to be closer to the Nut Lords". The old fart had been right!

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  • These nuns were minx related. Their way of doing the jig was unique. Professor Fhlfgkgxbjvy was writing a book about the subject. I assisted him and paid my way through

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  • exotic dance lessons, rising to the top of strip club stardom on the back of those nuns. I learned a lot of unique material from assisting with this book, making my fame secure.

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2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Sep 15 2017 @ 04:08

    I think more could have been done with Woab's fold. Plenty of detail there to work with, but perhaps the squirrel nest wearing nuns will reappear in another story...

  2. Woab Sep 15 2017 @ 11:53

    Add to that the fact that I edited it and mangled it to death, to everyone's confusion, including mine. Imagine my "D'oh" as I saw the error just as I clicked the finish button. Sorry, pals.

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