Deep breaths, each one successively deeper,

Deep breaths, each one successively deeper, widened the berth given to him by those around him. The herd could smell a stampede and were spreading for safety. He could barely hide

his growing bald spot under that baseball cap he always wore. Flustered and hyperventilating, he walked into the office building and whipped out his asthma inhaler as he

screamed, "because I am holding a thermal detonator!" The office workers screamed. Until there was just the laughter of Cindy, the obese assistant manager. She said, "This

Idiot said he's holding thermal underwear!". Cindy laughed at inappropriate points and had a hearing impairment, which combined made her

about as coherent as a raccoon doing stand-up comedy. "Have you heard the one about the skunk with white sunglasses? It's a hoot!" The animalia jokes were flying fast and furious

before the door was flung open by a well groomed skunk with white framed aviators and a large violin case. The mood in the room changed instantly. The skunk began to

hump the cat who he thought was a skunkette but was really a cat with a stripe of white paint down it's back. Then things really got weird. Two alligators and an orangutan

had been toking hard while watching the show and now the alligators were getting the munchies. Their furry friend looked an awful lot like a baked ham in their bloodshot eyes.

They began to leer at the "snack" on the couch from under their nictitating membranes. How could they convince their furry friend to baste himself in barbeque sauce

and climb down one of their throats? One of the nagas knew. A mere quick stare at the mammal later, and the clever snake had the meal marinated and squirming down his gullet! Yum!