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Deep in Crystal Lake, Jason waits. In his

  • Deep in Crystal Lake, Jason waits. In his morbid evil brain he ponders his unlife. Perhaps, he should go out for a sandwich.

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  • After all, spending your non-life on the bottom of a lake becomes awfully boring very quickly. Jason swam to the surface, and dragged a girl out of her boat in order to steal it.

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  • Technically, he commandeered it for official business. As one of the major horror movie killers, Jason Voorhees, enjoyed a lofty position as CEO at Movie Killers Corp. As such he

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  • killed every horror movie proposal that landed on his desk. "Damn it, Voorhees," sputtered John Carpenter, "at this rate we'll never get another horror movie produced!" But Jason

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  • the Mason was not giving up so soon. He put his thinking chisel on and sat down. "Hey? Hows about I be in the next horror flick?" Jason murmured. John sputtered in exasperation.

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  • The chisel chose that moment to fall down sharply. It split Jason's head in half. Horror flicks, thought the Mason. What's next?

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  • The room went pitch dark and everyone screamed. It was simultaneous. F. Duke was amazed and used it as a scene in his film, "The Hidden Force" in which Philippe joins the Masons.

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  • The movie was a huge success but like "The Ring" it came with a curse. First the actors in the film became zombies. Then everyone who attended it also became zombies if they didn't

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  • interrupt their viewing by leaving the movie to buy popcorn or use the restroom. “What did I miss?” they’d ask upon returning, only to be eaten alive by the zombie audience members

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  • and ushers. Thus zombie horde grew stronger and hungier. The zombies swarmed out of the cinema and into the city, devouring everyone in their path. The apocalypse had arrived.

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Mar 24 2018 @ 18:39

    That would be a great movie preview. The audience is watching a horror movie with zombies and become zombies themselves, swarming out into the city: taking the movie to the man, so to speak.

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