It was a win/lose, do or die situation.

It was a win/lose, do or die situation. Praying to the Lottery Gods, he clenched his last five bucks with his arthritic

toe and leaned out of his wheelchair to pass it to the pimply convenience store clerk. The boy took the bill with a look

that said, "who uses paper money anymore?" and proceeded to stuff the bill into

his warm, moist pocket. Fumbling around in there he found two pennies. He took them to a pond and made a wish. He wished, "

that he was a woman. He would dress up like a classy prostitute and stalk the streets looking for a nice rich man in a

pink cadillac, with leopard print seats and hanging dice. Because he never found one, instead he settled for

a Suzuki Sidekick. The one problem with the car was that it always

thought it knew the quickest way to get someplace. However, invariably we always ended up

"recalculating". She is so loud that I always end up yelling shut up in my car at her. The guy in the car next to me

also did the same. His name was Todd and he later told me he sets his GPS to "Yoda." Wise one he is.