I landed with a dull thud atop a lilly which

I landed with a dull thud atop a lilly which gave way and I was soon submerged in the pond. The silence of the gold fish was

soothing but at at the same time it gave me so much to wonder. Were the goldfish my Friends or were they planning to attack me, I couldn´t tell they looked at me with distrust or

love. Would I be left to the same fate as these watery saints, left to ponder the last of my fleeting existence while laid to rest in a large porcelain bowl? Likely not. I was not

What was I supposed to do?

You're asking me? I know as much as the next guy.I mean when you whisper secrets to your neighbor & they pass it on,the message is bound to get garbled Once I was in a movie theate

when the message started as, "The place is on fire!" and ended up as " The slaves are sick and tired of their masters." The fire blew the whole theatre up and everyone but me died

I lied, I died also and was reanimated by a nice doctor and his gopher, Igor. I can not remember if when I was alive I had seen gophers as large as Igor & he looks just like a man.

The only problem was that the doctor who had reanimated me, did so by attaching a gopher head to my neck. He apologized, but said it was necessary. His gopher Igor fell in love

With my human headed sister, the lispy tw*t. I decided to electrocute her in the doctors lab whilst Igor watched n wept, seeing all those pretty organs cremated into uselessness.

Igor’s eyes brightened. I turned to see my sister rise, zombiefied, brain unharmed by electrocution. “Thomebody’th gonna be thorry they thcrewed with me!” she lisped. “Thatth YOU!"