Choosing the right chocolate out of the box

Choosing the right chocolate out of the box is a very important decision. I don't like the cream-filled ones & those are usually round. Square is caramel. Which ones have the nuts?

Clusters, of course, and Turtles, too. While I'm not a fan of terrapin soup, I do like the candy. All that crunchy, yet sticky, goodness. Nuts aside, chocolate covered cherries

repel me with their overtones of penicillin mixture. Once, on a picnic in an olive grove in the Peleponese, I refrained from skewering and roasting a wild tortoise as I was full.

I usually refused nothing since my new job as a royal "taste trender" got underway last year. It was up to me to discover new exotic foods for King Friday. Last week while visiting

our local sow farm I noticed the bucket of pig swill, curry it up - he won't know the difference, I didn't taste that one of course even though I had the "taste trender" title it

smell real bad. Pig swill is stinky.

He comes into my store, drunk and wants to buy Death's Door vodka. I yell at him and say he is at death's door now. He stalks out, furious as Det. Manatee and his sea-monkeys await

his next blunder. They had just been served their nachos when the got word on what that blunder turned out to be. Det. Manatee grabbed a cheesy chip and stood up. The sea-monkeys d

ove into Det. Manatee's 36 oz cup of new coke and shuddered at the thought of the blunder which of course they had just gotten word of. Oh what a blunder it was! Oh to be

swimming again in the naivety that was Classic Coke before it Coke was Classic. Det. Manatee absentmindedly sipped his drink and ingested them all, just for the taste of it.