It's morning, with the sun breaking the landscape,

It's morning, with the sun breaking the landscape, everyone's asleep, with the little mouse slowly stirring. It becomes obvious that it's now that time.

So he wakes up and gets himself dressed in his suit. He's wearing his top hat and also decides to use his monocle today. He leaves the house ready for what he's about to face...

As he leaves his floating mansion he forgets the ground is 100ft below. but thanks to his automatic flying car he survives and lives...

and manages to pilot his car to the local shops. When he reached it, he remembered that he really needed to buy an apple pie for tea that day because he had guests visiting later.

However he wasn't even sure if they liked apples, however those thought were quickly debunked on the grounds that he didn't care what they thought, he knew they wouldn't complain.

He knew they always had to have their side of things blown out of proportion so you know who thinks it's such a big deal. But he was going to pop their little game with something

Unprecedented: a remote controlled whoopee cushion. That evening when they sat down to watch the latest episode of "House", they ate pepperoni pizza and the button was pushed.

Trump's fingers fumbled with the new 280 character expansion. It was too hard to remember that many words. He dropped his phone in dark toilet. He accidentally pressed the Button.

Nuclear warheads rushed into the sky, their on-board targeting systems calculating their path towards China while Trump attempted to fish his phone out of the dark toilet.

"THIS IS HUGE" he texted with urine-coated fingers, "END OF WORLD." But by that time nobody existed any more, and only a bit of orange hair was found floating in space.