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He paced anxiously back & forth, wearing

  • He paced anxiously back & forth, wearing a track in the cheap carpet. 9 1/2 months of dedicated study was supposed to prepare him, but right now he made coffee nervous. He entered

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  • the academy with a too-tight grin, fearful his lips would flap back with the flap-flap-flap sound of a blind given a yank. The rictus froze on his face -- his judge was

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  • Japanese tenor Akikawa Masafumi. The tenor made the song popular after performing it during

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  • the Crowning of the Hippo Festival. Oh, what a wondrous night that was. It was the night I felt most alive, and it was during the tenor's song that I saw

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  • a man in a black baseball cap and blue windbreaker jacket advancing toward the stage carrying a bulging plastic shopping-bag in one hand.

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  • Moving to the center of the platform, he tilted his cap back, raised the bag above his head, and called out to us, "Peanuts! Get yer peanuts!. " I raised my hand to buy some and

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  • realised too late that it was a trap as he threw a blade at me, severing my arm. I vowed to get revenge one day, so when the hospital gave me a choice of replacement limbs I chose

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  • a string of grapefruits, stitched into my arm socket. I spent my hospital stay brooding and plotting. I'd get him back, I'd get more cirtic acid in his eye than there was

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  • room inside an elephant for a colony of hamsters. I requested more morphine to ease the pain and I saw Bob Saget in front of my bed, arms crossed, feet in power stance. He said

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  • have you seen uncle Jesse?

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