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I am facing a moral dilemma. If I vote for

  • I am facing a moral dilemma. If I vote for GreenBanana's recent folds, I'll knock myself off of the Leaderboard. But if I don't, it's like I'm lying about GB's contributions. What

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  • can I do? Chaz looked down from his lofty perch. You think you've got problems? I am neck and neck with 49er Faithful. Is it wrong to place voodoo whammies on Kaepernick?

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  • "Depends on who you're giving bad juju" came the distant voice of SlimWhitman from somewhere near the crown up the FoldingStory canopy. I'm just trying to show you can be #1 with

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  • with a whole lot of #2, hahahahahahahahaha!" joked Chaz. The Purple Prof felt bruised by this joke.

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  • Threw her hands up in frustration! MoralEnd how could you joke about having professorial knowledge of my FS relationship with Chaz and line # 2?! The response was met by LucieLucie

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  • & quickly wrestled to the ground where Rebbie put his foot on MoralEnd's response's neck. MoralEnd feinted to the left & moved to the left. He wasn't a good feinter & the response

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  • fainted dead away. Lammicken, who had been watching from a nearby balcony (these were fancy digs), swooned and almost fell, but Chaz and Lord Vacuity stretched a blanket between

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  • Them and lammicken was safe. Lammi, Chaz and Lord Vacuity decided to cuddle for warmth under thie blanket. In the dark, a match is struck, and they see the voodoo masked StigMartyr

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  • 's mother. Of course she wasn't fully in the dark, as she was wide enough to simultaneously occupy multiple timezones. Lammi & Chaz were terrified, but LordVaucity immediately felt

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  • that this large woman would help him on his quest. "Would you like me to help you with something?" he asked, showing her her first kindness. "Yes," she replied, and that was that.

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8 Comments

  1. Chaz Nov 26 2019 @ 09:17

    My life has taken a strange turn...

  2. PurpleProf Nov 26 2019 @ 20:06

    HAHAAAA! Loved this one! I wonder what StigMartyr's mother needed help with? And where? And when? And I wonder what Lord Vacuity's quest is? I've been wondering for a while now...

  3. LordVacuity Nov 27 2019 @ 00:10

    I still believe I am the hero of my story and I'm afraid of what happens next. Will StigMartyr see me as a decent step dad someday, after the wounds heal?

  4. StigMartyr Nov 27 2019 @ 09:18

    You're just a fuckjob, and nothing less.

  5. LordVacuity Nov 27 2019 @ 11:12

    Yes, it is good to be reminded what I am.

  6. SlimWhitman Nov 29 2019 @ 17:57

    But isn't everyone just a fuckjob, if you think about it?

  7. StigMartyr Dec 03 2019 @ 07:51

    We're all brothers in Fuck.

  8. LordVacuity Dec 03 2019 @ 15:06

    BTW, I too had the same dilemma when I was about to crack into the top 10. I started seeking out BuddyBoy's stories to vote on them. I guess I slowed it down like 2 months. I don't know, I just pulled that number out of my... I pulled it out of somewhere.

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