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Between the drummers and the flames, Viktor

  • Between the drummers and the flames, Viktor Kamchatkin swayed in shaman's garb. His attendants gripped his chains. "In the year of the White Orca" he droned as his eyes rolled up

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  • "The Land of Ice will break up & flow into the sea. Klyuchevskaya Sopka will make the ocean boil & a great wave will oover the land. " Kamchatkins prophesy of the White Orca was

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  • the next major thing for an original HBO Series. The producers bought the source material for Klyuchevskaya Sopka Kamchatkin White Orca, but they needed something to make it pop

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  • tastic. Thus Klyuchevskaya Sopka Kamchatkin White Orca on Ice was commissioned. There are technical issues re. transporting an active volcano to an ice rink. Also, fresh sea lions

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  • Were served as dinner to all participants, despite the warnings of Fukushima radiation. Dr. Robvbhcccvbsczy took careful notes on his observations of their subsequent symptoms.

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  • And the results weren't pretty. Dr Singha, one of Dr Robvbhccvbsczy's colleagues also at the Fukushima banquet, screeched at the main course. "Waiter, my sushi has legs!"

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  • That's great for you Doc. Now you don't have to dance by yourself. I bet that leggy sushi came with a full dance card with your name on it. I just hope that's not Runaround Sushi.

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  • But, unfortunately, it was. However not just any ordinary Runaround Sushi card, it was BLUE EYES WHITE RUNAROUND SUSHI DRAGON CARD, that would decimate the whole

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  • league of gamers, should they discover that I had it. So I held the rarest Runaround Sushi Dragon Card close to my chest, and it was so hot it ate through my polyester hoodie.

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  • I made an altar for it, quit gaming, quit my job. I sat focused on the card constantly, until I achieved a state of confusion so profound I wandered outside naked and was arrested.

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