I was listening to the radio when I heard

I was listening to the radio when I heard a discordant noise. It was my cell phone playing the theme from

Beaches. I was tearful, yet happy and horny. Overwhelmed with emotion, I quickly smoothed one out wondering how soft red pubic hair must be.

However, while I was doing my member a favor, I had the suspicion that someone was watching me take care of business. Though I had some doubt, I looked behind myself to see

the last ball of the day being bowled, a glorious over, a fitting end to a rare spectacle. And yet, something was lacking...

the place was empty. The ceiling lights started to flicker and took on a grayish tinge as all color seemed to leave the room. With a final flicker the lights blinked off.

She coughed in the darkness. I wasn't sure if she was sick, but I knew at least partly it was to let me know she was still alive. The moans rose from down the hall. The smell of

mossy stone reminded me of my days spelunking in my youth. We always had to be wary of a beholder or rust monster around the next corner. Life can be hard for an elven ranger.

But life is easy for Wealthy Boxer. I got to remember that and stop this fantasy stuff. I can't share my true feelings with my trainer. My trainer would only snap a towel and say

"Get your mind on the ring!" I simply did not have the courage or support that WB did, when he came out. I was on my own, trapped with the dread of someone discovering the truth.

But there I was, stuck in the closet and about to be engaged. All I could do was run, so I hopped in my Cabrio, put the roof down and drove off with ABBA playing full blast.