He was gay, and she was ultimately stupid.

He was gay, and she was ultimately stupid. This'd indeed happened many times before; with girls cuddling up to him in hopes of a new 'boo'. But Adam had no interest. He only wanted

his boyfriend. Adam only wanted happiness, and to not be alone forever. Sadly, fate would only torment Adam, for his boyfriend would fall for girls cuddling up. Solitude again.

Paradise was not all it was cracked up to be. Adam decided to call a meeting with God. He'd be polite, but direct. Adam was grateful, but he had a few suggestions for improvement.

Adam said "Look God, about this 'woman' creature. I mean she's great & all but I can't figure her out. I asked her what's wrong & she just said 'nothing'." God said "I know, right!

But this is your punishment for eating the forbidden apple, you dunderhead.You & all men after you shall toil to figure out womankind." God's words troubled Adam. What did Eve want

That was the question Adam asked himself: What did Eve want? That was the way it became, and God was glad. Every man after Adam wondered about women as if they were magical beings.

Every man, that is, until Bertram Trundle Esq, Logician and Realist came on the scene some time in the 21st century. He denied the magicality of women. He pooh-poohed their voodoo

lounge CD because it was a remastered version and not the original. Bertram Trundle Esq, Logician and Realist said, "Look, the reprints and remastered stuff is worthless, man."

"Worthless compared to what?" Josiah Cready contested in a hush, as Bertram Trundle "Esq" lived in pine-paneled solitude beneath his parents' house. Bertram and Josiah just stared

searchingly into each other's eyes. Bertram took Josiah's hands in his. "Compared to our love, Josiah." Josiah smiled for the first time in years. Then he laughed uncontrollably.