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"Opportunity, adventure, endless possibilities!"

  • "Opportunity, adventure, endless possibilities!" exclaimed Jacob the blue rabbit to

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  • a small gathering of foreign hares he'd tricked into his Wealth Builders seminar. Two rabbits in back were asleep, but there was one in the middle row that looked interested. Jacob

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  • Smith (of Jingleheimer fame) noticed that one of the economists was eating cereal. He had long ears, a pink nose. Was he a rabbit too? Jacob ran up but was stopped by Bugs Bunny

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  • Bugs had on a dress and was wearing mascara. When he broke out in opera. John Jacob Jinglehiemer fell over laughing. The flora head massage was great. Time for your meds. the

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  • nurse said, and turned off my cartoons. I woke up in the padded cell. I must have been dreaming I was Elmer Fudd again. I don't know why the hospital lets me keep my rifle.

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  • It's a cataswophe waiting to happen! In my dreams I pressed a button on the bedside remote control. Bugs Bunny disguised as a nurse promptly appeared. "Eh, what's up, doc?"

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  • "Time to take your temperature. Open up, doc!" 'nurse' Bugs Bunny ordered, put the thermometer in my mouth & lit it. It was a dynamite stick. In my dream, I watched horrified as th

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  • e fuse burned down to the end, and kerbloowie! . My jaw swung freely and a few teeth fell out. Then Bugs,said. "Now what did I say? Keep da Thermawmeeter in 'il Nurse says."

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  • "Ewwww, Ba...ba...bugsy...ya...ya..you gave me an exploding rec...rec...rectal tha...tha..." Bugs cut Porky off, "Stop you're galdang sta...sta...ahhhhh, now ya got me doing it!"

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  • And that, my friends, is what we here in FOLDINGSTORYVILLE call Looney Toons! Tha...tha...that's all, Folks!

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