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"Kill 'em! Kill 'em all!" The captain shouted

  • "Kill 'em! Kill 'em all!" The captain shouted over the booming of the cannons. "Show no mercy - you cowards didn't join the Galactic Fleet for nothin'!" He grips his laser gun and

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  • stands up in his Craftmatic bed waving his cane. Nurse Mary sighed, "Captain! report to bridge at once and take your meds!" After Firefly was canceled, residents were having fits.

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  • Wearing hand-made Jane™ hats, they expressed their outrage by spelling "Firefly Lives" with tater tots in their chocolate pudding. "Serenity" did nothing to alleviate the resident

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  • violation of common taste; tater tots in chocolate pudding was NOT acceptable after Lent. "Firefly Lives" became the most prominent slogan of the "Occupy Cable" movement, whose

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  • leader was a self-confessed browncoat living inside a scale model of the Serenity. Occupy Cable failed to force Firefly back into production, but several fan-created Christmas sp

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  • ecials kept hope alive. The Secret Star Chamber that ran the Human Projekt, took notice of the sort of people that still carried a torch for Firefly & seeing Serenity fly again.

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  • And indeed Serenity fled, as it always does, eventually. The town became tense and restless as its citizens waited for further directions from the Human Projekt. But none came.

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  • Then came the harsh realities of the 2nd Dark Age, the Age Less than Mediocre: The Age of Blanked Out: Tao Blaut. All of it financed by the Human Projekt under the auspices of

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  • the USSR. No, not THAT USSR, but the Unbelievably Stupid Shit Regulators, a global organization governing ATA (i.e., All Things Asinine). As such, the 2nd Dark Age was marked by

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  • New Parmasan Flip Flops, brought to you by the ATA and the Hallouminati. If you didnt get full customer satisfaction with this product, please return item to Lord Emperor Ba'n'aal

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