Gone were the days when a man could just
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Gone were the days when a man could just grab the nearest concubine.
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No, if he tried that now he'd end up with a slew of pointy prickers sticking into him all over. It was like cuddling a cactus! Why, oh why couldn't Dirk requite with the concubine?
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Because Dirk had to requite with a six-mouthed wolverine. This made it really hard to
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Know which mouth to feed. Mouth #1 naturally wanted to be first, but Mouth #2 and Mouth #3 conferred as to how to get their share of the porcupine their owner had killed.
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Having a Hydra as a pet was irksome at times. Porcupines are not really on their diet & the inevitable happened: quills got lodged in the throat of mouths #1-5 & #9. The vet said
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that #7 and #8 were salvageable, but the other hydra heads would have to be amputated due to infection.
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Behind the desk Prof. Loomis heard all of this and realized they were in a multiverse that was based on which hydra you claimed: in this one, the finite non-reviving heads hydra of
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-fered each had braces and wore a bored expression. Professor Loomis wondered why she had been sent to a multiverse of adolescent hydra. Maybe she had never really grown up.
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Maybe, all this time, all she'd been was a teenage hydra at heart, desperate to use her many heads to kiss people badly, drink illegally acquired alcohol, and go to prom with many
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single minded teenage jerk boys who didn't care how many heads or how many other dates she had, just as long as they could get into her pants, and run around in them for a while.
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- 2012-09-11 00:23:30
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- 2018-04-30 21:55:51
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LordVacuity Apr 30 2018 @ 22:04
Some girls have longer tracts, tracks, and/or tread.
Gibber Apr 30 2018 @ 22:47
I have a theory that certain terms or concepts stimulate associated concepts from a sort of "collective unconscious." These associations aren't always obvious. Here in line one is "grab the nearest concubine." This leads to "pointy prickers... like cuddling a cactus" in line 2, perhaps suggested by the rhyme of "porcupine," which is something you wouldn't want to grab. OK, concubine -> porcupine -> cactus. That makes sense. But What seems to not makes sense is that line 3, "Because Dirk had to requite with a six-mouthed wolverine. This made it really hard to" then apparently carries the hint of "porcupine" to line 4, where "porcupine" is explicitly stated. If I asked people what word line 3 made them think of, would many of them say, "porcupine?" I see this type of thing more than rarely.
SlimWhitman May 01 2018 @ 06:44
So do I. Collective unconscious is a mysterious thing. Perhaps the association was that wolverines have sharp pointy claws? Or it could also be oblique: Where there other folds written or added to at the time of fold 3 featuring porcupines?