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Jim felt sporty and foxy as he ran along

  • Jim felt sporty and foxy as he ran along the avenue, legs flashing, pecs boasting -- he was in The Zone! But a haunted man blocked his path. He sounded Russian. "Nyet! Eto Zona!" J

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  • im skidded to a hault. He had no clue what that meant; he had barely picked up any Russian from his grandmother. He tried going around the Russian man to continue his jog.

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  • Unfortunately the Russian wouldn't have it. "Ты убил мою семью!" the man screamed gibberish, pulling out a semi-automatic rifle. Now he definitely couldn't continue his jog.

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  • "Look Russian man" He said, "i'm just out on a jog, taking in the Russian countryside. Now would you please point that semi-automatic rifle at something your own size."

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  • The not-very-intelligent Russian guy did as he was told, and pointed the gun at a bystander that was more his own size.

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  • but the not-very-intelligent Russian guy was above-average-in-size, and the target he picked was in fact Beth Phoenix, who was already in a crabby mood. Before he could shoot her

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  • Beth had thrown a drink in his face and stormed out of the bar in a huff. The simple-minded Soviet spy followed her out, only to find that she had escaped in a hot air balloon.

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  • Since that wasn't the case, Beth hadn't escaped in a balloon, the Soviet spy went back into the bar. Then he realized that he should have stopped her from getting in that submarine

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  • The stultified Soviet spy ran to his secret spy radio inside a pram to alert Check Station Iota that Beth had escaped in a submarine & not in a balloon as had been predicted by KGB

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  • agents who had insinuated themselves into Beth's orbit, one as her lover, the other as her manservant. The failure suggested an abundance of discord and jealousy between both men.

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Oct 08 2018 @ 16:24

    This is pretty funny. I gave it 9.0, the maximum FS permits me to.

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