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The secret's out. For every point you earn

  • The secret's out. For every point you earn in FoldingStory, you get a Snickers bar!

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  • Or a Mars bar, if you prefer. But they only are virtual, and rather imaginary. They only come in one flavour. Pixel flavour. They are still good though.

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  • I attacked pixels like a whale to krill. "How many pixels does the 1080p special have?" I asked the waiter. He said, "2.1 million today, sir." Hmm, not bad. The Virtual Café was

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  • serving Java. The waiter asked me if I wanted a Cookie. But I was in no mood. The Virtual Cafe had a secret. It was something the waiter tried to avoid, but it was all over his fac

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  • totum. "I'm sorry, sir, but these say they are your children." The little girl said, "It's okay, Dad. We can't imagine what it was like to put on the clothes and psychoses of

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  • Greta Garbo." But the father was having none of it. "These aren't my children!" he screeched. "I have no kids!" The little girl and boy looked nonplussed. The social worker

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  • Noticed the physical similarities between them and Sir Frank Kermode. That intellectual looking face could not be fooled. Hans and Gretel were considered geniuses with a 200 IQ.

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  • The trick would be dividing them from their 200 IQ. Sir Frank Kermode genes may have been running up and down their double helix but only Sir Frank Kermode knew the password. Shado

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  • -obie! Shattered! (Sir Frank Kermode was a big fan of the Rolling Stones.) When Sir Frank provided the password, the door slid open and the Genie of Genetics appeared before him.

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  • Sir Frank Kermode recognized her right away. "I should have known you were the Genie of Genetics. I watched your show for so many years & I never believed it until just now." Fin.

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4 Comments

  1. LunaSta Aug 04 2017 @ 03:47

    Just curious....Which do you guys prefer? Mars or snickers? I actually perfer Twix. Dont hate me please.

  2. Woab Aug 04 2017 @ 11:06

    BZZZT! I'm sorry, sir, but Twix was not offered as an option. By the way, I prefer Twix, too.

  3. PurpleProf Aug 05 2017 @ 23:10

    Wow! I'll be sending out quite a few Snickers bars, it seems!

  4. LordVacuity Aug 31 2017 @ 22:22

    Send my Snickers bars to Me in care of the Sir Frank Kermode's Amino Acid Encrypted Funhouse

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