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"Scrape some from the bottom for me. Get

  • "Scrape some from the bottom for me. Get some of the peas" I rasped, surreptitiously sliding a cigarette into Cookies pocket. He scowled, glanced at

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  • Freddie Cherub and suddenly spouted a geyser of blood from his neck. Churchill took out the shiv and grabbed the keys. I wrapped my prison hospital gown around me and we stepped

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  • intrepidly out the back door & into the pouring rain. Churchill couldn't run fast & I was hampered by my unwieldy garment, but somehow we made it past the prison guards & to a

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  • convenience store at a gas station. I had my heart set on one of those machine-dispensed cappucinos. Churchill oogled the teriyaki pepperoni sticks. My garment was jammed so far

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  • it didnt exit unripped without Old Droopy fixing it. "Grandpa showed me how to do this properly when I was three. Now you know." Churchill,Old Droopy and I had a meanie martini.

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  • Huh? Yes, I know I'm not making any sense.You're right, I don't like martinis. I am *not* acting strange! Pardon? Don't look at you like what? No, I don't have anything in my hand.

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  • What's with the gun? Get down on the ground? Are you serious? Why should I get down on the ground? Answer my question. Stop saying that. Stop saying that! I don't have time for thi

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  • s. I grunted aloud, tiring of the incessant mental argument inside of my head. I eyed the gun warily in my shaking hands, torn with whether I should just surrender myself to the

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  • clashing of the gun with my clutch and shoes or really going through with this suicide. If I did it the gun would be lie there beside me, clashing with my clutch and shoes. That is

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  • what finally made me leave a suicide note. I needed to explain that I didn't have a choice. I had to use the only gun I had, even if it clashed with my clutch & shoes. Bye. (BANG!)

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3 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Aug 23 2017 @ 18:27

    Oh man! Now I have to wash the inside of my monitor again. If you don't get them all, those little specks of brain dry up and mar your picture.

  2. Shabadu666 Aug 23 2017 @ 18:45

    I understand now that I should have said "this suicide note".

  3. Gibber Aug 23 2017 @ 20:40

    [Fold & Pass] should be renamed [Fold & Reveal to Me What I Should Have Written]

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