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By the time the parachute opened there wasn't

  • By the time the parachute opened there wasn't time to prepare for the landing, all I could think was I wish I asked her

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  • what her favorite color was. I'll bet it was pink or purple or something typical. I liked that about her, she was

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  • both the most interesting person I've ever met and also the most predictable. But I never could've predicted that she

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  • would eventually be the one to kill me. Looking back on it

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  • , the hockey mask and chain saw should have been a dead give away. My mistake. That's why you should never get into

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  • a relationship with a man who claims to be "into" murder. I guess the only thing left to do now is

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  • play dead and hope it turns him on. I don't mind bondage or furries, but this was too much. He looked as if

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  • i just stomped on his nuts. So, i did what any god fearing man would do, and pissed on his

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  • gleaming "Highest Score" candlepin bowling trophy.

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  • With my proof of worth in tow, I set off for the bright lights of Sioux City.

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2 Comments

  1. dan Oct 01 2010 @ 19:00

    Wrapped up nicely. Job well done Austin!

  2. chakalakaboo Oct 07 2010 @ 17:41

    beep like awwsheome

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