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  • He sure did, so Frank gave Dank a spank!

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  • "You dang Yank!" replied Dank. "Keep yer paws off my flank!" Frank thought it was a good prank but blamed it Hank. "Time for your tranq, Hank. Or you can walk the plank."

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  • Hank's heart sank. Clearly Frank was back on crank. Dank

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  • and dark was Frank's lank hair as he snorted crank, spanked Hank, then climbed into his swank WWII tank (clank!) which stank like a rank sperm bank because Frank liked to wank.

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  • Frank's a Wanky Doodle Dandy, a Wanky Doodle do or die. A wankin' image of his poodle, who regularly humps the coffee table legs. Frank needed a less poodly hairdo, so he went to

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  • a canine coiffeur named Ruff Wuff Cuts, settled in the barber chair & said "I'm tired of my Wanky Doodle Do. I want something crude & blue,a coiff for a butch mutt or warrior sioux

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  • Terrier." Mr. Barber hadn't met one of the latter yet. But his next client was a cousin of such a dog. Mr. Barber thanked this handsome dog for the information.

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  • The dog sat up. The thanks Mr. Barber offered was not enough; he wanted a treat. “Sorry, pooch, I got no food,” Mr. Barber said, turning around. Pissed, the dog bit him in the ass.

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