Answer me this: Is there anything creepier

Answer me this: Is there anything creepier than a monkey wearing a diaper? Maybe

, possibly. But I bet you wouldn't stay in the same room with one for too long. Except my friend Rita, she loves diapered beasts, she thinks they are 'cute'. Another creepy thing I

simply don't understand about Pro-Domme's. How can they smile and put up with grown men in diaper's who thrill out of drinking the Domme's "golden nectar" from a bottle? To each

I say, "You make-ah me crazy." I lept onto my go-kart and sped out of there doing like 9mph. The kart died right on the train tracks. The daipered men pointed at me and laughed.

His dyslexia broke my heart. As the train approached, I stared into its oncoming headlight, no longer wanting to be of this awful world. I closed my eyes and ignored the wailing

sound of the train horn as it neared closer. Suddenly, I felt a sharp jab in my side as I

encountered that angry billy goat again. How it tracked me down is another story entirely. But for now we were booked into a sleeping compartment together on the Orient Express.

He used my toothbrush & eaten my train ticket. To get his goat I took the bottom bunk & when he tried to climb up I said, "I'm going to gobble you up for dinner". Gruff wasn't amus

ed. "Butt-head!" I finished, as I scrambled out of his way. Gruff's horizontal pupils narrowed as he tripp-trapped up to the top bunk. "Aw, I was just kidding," I said, trying to

convince myself that I was kidding. But his noseless two-lobed head with the vertical cleft, & his puckered mouth… His head popped over the bunk's side. "Your mom's hot," he said.