The devil's whisper fell on deaf ears. Her

The devil's whisper fell on deaf ears. Her angelic heart could not be turned by the first of the fallen, though at every turn he was there to remind her of a different course.

Because he was repulsed by this golf course. The devil loved par three's, but he wanted something designed by Chi Chi Rodriguez. He through the ham sandwich at the

Strunk & White's "Elements of Style" book, which sat unread on the bookshelf. Basic spelling and grammar was not his strong suit - and he didn't care. That stuff's for elite

pricks, anyway. He preferred to stay abreast of current trends and spellings by following Sarah Palin's Twitter feed. Webster DID crown Palin with new word "refudiate," after all.

But I understand why Bristol did it with Levi. He's got that red neck hawt thing. It's like the General Lee. You know it'll be a wreck before long, but you want a ride anywayz.

I have often wondered why they named their baby Tripp, perhaps they were on one when he was conceived. Then again it does appear to be a family tradition to choose strange

names. Tripp's cousins, Falll, Slipp, Slidde and Colappse were always being teased at school, but Grandpa Crashh thought it would be character-building

and besides, he was a sadistic old man and seeing the grandchildren walking from the schoolyard with a few bruises and a bleeding lip or two gave him a quiet thrill. The kids had

decided long ago to form like Voltron and take the old man down hard but he always had that Louisville slugger with him. Then one day, little Johnny got his hands on

a gun and ran away to Las Vegas, where after many years he died with a bottle of beer in his hand.