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I know I'm still relatively new, but this

  • I know I'm still relatively new, but this has gotten pretty terrible lately. Bring back Joe cartoon?

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  • Joe Cartoon wondered whether there was another dimension, one in which people moved independently of the ideas of their creator. But Lois Cartoon, his wife, thought that Joe had

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  • been smoking too much crack. “Imagination isn’t good for the soul, darling” she would say when he brought up the topic. “You know autonomy isn’t real. The creators make the rules.”

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  • We are all just remote controlled automata, with nary an unbriddled thought.All the bad that we do is no more meaningful than the good,the strings of fate are what makes us puppets

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  • ." Hector wondered if he should even bother to reply. "Well, Nadia. Always a pleasure. I still think, no matter what other influences, we still have as much choice as we have." He

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  • stood up, brushed off his pants and went to shake her hand. She was silent for a second and he almost wondered if she had fallen asleep; however, as she pulled out a gun,

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  • he grabbed a blue uno reverse card from the nearby table and used it to deflect the bullets fired in his direction, then he played his best card, the +4 wild card. As he looked at

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  • me smuggly, I played a blue draw 2 card. He gasped in horror as he had to grab 6 cards, and he only had 3 cards left. Suddenly, he started laughing smuggly. I looked in fright when

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  • fright looked at me. In the form of a Double Wild atop a pair of Reverses. My brow grew moist. I blamed the sketchy AC. They all saw it as a tell. I don't remember if I meant it.

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  • I knew it was now or never. Reverse, he glared. She Reversed again, and again I Reverse. And then it came, the Double Wild. We left as he sobbed, UNO was now dos.

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2 Comments

  1. StigMartyr Oct 15 2019 @ 23:43

    Two weeks this one took. Only two weeks.

  2. BlastedHeath Oct 16 2019 @ 18:13

    Now I suppose I'll finally have to buy an UNO deck.

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