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About that pod the CW network uses to grow

  • About that pod the CW network uses to grow the cast members for its TV series,

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  • that pod is a character generation pod. It contains biofluids with Monster energy drink as its base. The protein molds are made from big mac cheese squarelets. The CW network then

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  • completely threw in the towel. Saved by the Bell marathons, Saved by the Bell spin-offs and infomercials galore. The network execs locked themselves inside the bar. Ratings

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  • Soared and then they exited, drunk. Too much beer and bratwurst did them no good. That was their last hurrah.

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  • Big Ed always used to say, "The only thing worse than a last hurrah is not being able to BOING on a dime." That was lots of money back in his day. His grandkids can buy hydro on a

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  • nickel, a steam train on a penny, and a (stop messaging me while I'm on FS) small island on a Canadian penny. 'Course back in my day, money was made of rubber. Your check bouncing

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  • had nothing on us at that time, but we certainly knew how to stretch a penny, you little whippersnappers. You don't know what's good. Stale candy from a dumpster is still delicious

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  • if you give it a quick rinse in turpentine. Sure, it'll burn your tongue a little, but that just emphasizes the flavor. Don't be a pussy, Jeremy. Eat your turps, it's good for you.

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  • “Good for me?” Jeremy snorted & wept in his own deceit, “I’m the guy who said it was good for you to drink Drano for constipation. Remember?” It’s hard sifting through the folly.

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  • Then I thought: Drano may cure constipation if the chemicals avoided the stomach, which would be utterly destroyed. The solution? Shove Drano up the ass! I’m bound up, so I’ll try.

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