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The Fursttodie's had lots of question before adopting Drimaat3'b that we couldn't answer for them. "We've never had an alien baby before. We recommend you treat it as Special Needs

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Brad & Jenn (not that Brad & Jenn) took the space shuttle to the Moon, and neither one was impressed. In fact, Brad called it a wasted week. Would a trip to Mars be better?

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"Why should I tell you? Keep guessing! And if you guess correctly, you'll win what's behind curtain # 3!" Woab was pretty sure no one could ever guess what her name meant. "Weebles

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sarcastic kiss & I laughed out loud (& real loud) in the library as I watched her beehive wilt from the "wind". But then I saw this little boy staring at me from behind a bookshelf

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And today's not one of 'em. Quite the opposite, in fact, as I stared glumly at the snowflakes falling from the desert sky. My saguaro was covered, resembling Frosty-the-Snowman.

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Was at home to the steady whip of life and eternity. She decided, if this was all the infinite had to offer, then it needed a ruler like her. Attila the Nun marched towards a flock

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Sacajawea paused at the rim of Gitchegumee perusing the opposite shoreline and prepared for Ahuli’s signal: three drumbeats, a rest, six drumbeats, a rest, and then two drumbeats.

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If you want fame, do the following: Say stupid shit with a smile on your face, run around naked all the time, have a very catchy name. Stupid and naked is easy. Name? Joe Goldberg

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People lined up for miles to get their piece of the pie. It was one big mother of a pie, and more than enough for all, but, from the start, some people took more than their share.

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“You didn’t cough,” He said. “I can’t rule out a hernia until you cough.” I wanted to know how he got under my sheets, but his grip on my testicles tightened, so I coughed until