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The combatants were too busy to notice the infant in an eagle's talons flying over the battlefield like a little general surveying his demesne. The eagle flew off with its burden.

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I was so put off by mirror me's movements that, rather than allowing it to do the opposite of me, I did the opposite of it. The next sequence of events can only be described as

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Hopefully. Vegans didn't believe in science and instead worshiped their flying tofu monster with their tin-foil hats. They wouldn't sleep in a cabin, only in a bear den. Science ca

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-illion dollops a year he earns as the occupant of the hermitage in the Rockefeller's east garden. In his rags, he grumbles about taxes, meanwhile his bank account swells to

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That's why he was stalking me. I had outgrown Merle Haggard, but he couldn't quit me. Everywhere I went, there he'd be; peeking at me from behind the shelves at the grocery store,

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My family had thought they'd bred the Cat People gene out of our bloodline. Then I was born. Six generations since the last one, I was a Cat People. As was my twin sister. In utero

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Colonel Kurtz was drunk and telling another of his "on the Gambeezi River" stories. He seemed to forget that we all had our own Gambeezi River stories. The Gambeezi River was our

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With that the cashier took off his uniform shirt, threw it at the cash register, came out of his cage, locked it & then threw the keys through the slot. Mr. Potatohead, indignant,

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sad part was that not all of the baby girls were returned. All along the timestream they passed the buck on that sordid fact. Still, the old women that did show up didn't always

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for now. This goes on for a few weeks and then it dawns on you that you've unknowing joined the ranks of the wage slaves. Living payday to payday. Robbing Peter, Paul, and Mary to