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The Turtle of the Noumenon took its sweet time. It could afford to -- it had all the time in the world, and was everywhere and always. But the sea monkeys were full of conniptions

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Some people are born as diamonds in the rough. Others aren't born at all. And some, the lucky few, are born different. And when I say different, I mean blue hair and mind reading.

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I created you. I made you because I have homework due & want to procrastinate. I don't know if you will go far or be left unfinished forever. Anyway, good luck out there, Foldy.

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Dave sighed & got up from his swivel chair. "I gotta hit the John!" he announced, momentously. "Whatever you do, don't press the button. M'kay, Steve?" "Where is it?" Dave pointed.

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Lord SuperMogg knew how to curry favor. That very abomination was closer to the throne than anyone knew, and it was amused by Lord SM's use of "you lot" in official memos to the

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for letting the roaches live their little lives in peace, garnished wages for stepping on a crack, a weird sort of look for not being "crystal-resonant", wergeld for axe murders, f

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"(We'll clean that up later.) Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to our stage the entirely estimable Gregor Tuppence, who will both astound and amuse you all!" Gregor staggered f

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"How can this be?! You have been petrified for five thousand years!" The Master replied to Little Sprout, "Nevertheless, I am still a wandering maw, scattered in all directions. Th

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-ols to use to build this rubber-stamping robot. "Your best tool is your brain," Grandpoo used to tell me. So, I hook my brain up to a rubber stamper and wait, but my brain just

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part of the stew I'm in." Then Ducky Wucky watched in horror as Henny Penny stirred herself in the pot by spinning around using a wooden spoon as a paddle, and basting herself with