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I never saw her, Jennifer, whatever, again." "Is that it?" "Yeah. That is my Jennifer story." "But we don't even know if her name was Jennifer?" At an impasse 2 hours later, Waldo

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The problem with calling it a Death Star is that it really only sells one message. Its lethality overshadows all the positive aspects of a mobile planetoid sized space station.

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mad enough to foment rebellion. She snuck out of the Death Star through a back exhaust port. She stuck her Thumb out and a nerfherder was there in a flash. "Where to Princess?" She

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A reminder that noting I fold here is autobiographical. I've never been to Arcturus IV with a Vesuvian Armada at my beck & call. I made these Vesuvian gold backscratchers in rehab.

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I was looking at myself 30 years ago. I made sure not to be seen myself. My second suicide attempt had gotten me kicked out of the service. Good riddance. They got their pound of

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make bank by playing baccarat banque in Mt. Blanc with my distraught aunt Charlotte, from Beaumont. Between me and you, she's a harlot. El Barrio de la Tortuga isn't the place for

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So that night I stole into the City of Giant Women and waved magnets over their keyboards, hope to de-res their machines. It didn't work, and only angered them. Griselda the Elder

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I found out I was going to need my passport to go to Canada. I've been going to Canada all my life and I never needed a passport before. Times change. The dispensary would need it.

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is an impressive eye collection. You are rolling them to give them another view I suspect. That, like this, is another lie. So will anything that comes after me. Another lie? No?

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promised Sue her comeuppance. "Snitches get stitches, bitch!" Sue took their threats in stride. She continued her tattletale ways by turning State's Witness. She named names & took