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red, as the curtains did in fact match the drapes. The Princess nearly threw up in mouth. "Okay, okay! You can have my firstborn child! Just please do not make me do this!"

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Using a demon's power to cook breakfast was considered unethical by the Wizard's Council. Fine for them to say. They had servants and acolytes to see to their breakfast. He sliced

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"Don't be so parsimonious with the praise now witch doctor Ted," she said. He flinched because he knew she knew how to twist the blade much more. She was toying with him, he knew.

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-stead of it's intended landing target on the plains of Titan. The astrocows smell brisket and realize their mistake just in time to over-ride the cowship's autopilot and land on

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your Mom. Anyway, as I was saying, as the seaweed casserole is baking, slice three igneous rocks into this ribbons with a laser, douse with kerosene and pepper liberally. This will

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He felt the pull of the string at the back of his neck and heard a voice that was not his own, nor was it his client. Outside, perched on a trash can, a discarded Danny O'Day doll

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He was a Murder Hornet, she was an Africanized honeybee. Science, the queen, biology - all said their love would not last, that it was just a buzz in the night, but they proved

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The pub was small and dimly lit, but its toilet was spacious, well-lit, with bidets. It was the kind of place where history oozed from the walls - fights, mates, fights with mates,

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raunchy sea shanty before it flew into a wall, causing a fatal concussion. It wasn't may fault! So I took the parrot back to the pet store for a refund, but the stupid clerk

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with that he spun the ship back around, so the dead one could be buried in his place of birth. But Neptune had other ideas. The great sea god had no intention of honoring the