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-ing to one side (an effect of the Infinity Patch), Alex Trebek glided unsteadily up to the podium and explained the rules to the contestants, who leaned forward under the pull of

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would rule all the kids at the party, and the Ring-Pop of Power would bind them. They watched in amazement as little Marci's lips turned purple. What was this sorcery?

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The audience applauded as Robert Frost vacated the stage. Next up was e.e. cummings. He sauntered up to the microphone, took a sip of water, then began to recite his latest.

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catch all his zany adventures in the upcoming comedy "The Freaky Ghost in the Window Who is Waiting to Kill You!" In episode one, you walk up to the window and open it. The laughs

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Tempura and Jambalaya were looking hot, singing backups as the lead singer of the Shrimp Scampi, Blind Lemon Shrimp, groped for the microphone and began to sing.

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stopped ticking and sat on his foot, unexploded. "Looks like that shoe bomb was a dud," said the sapper, disappointedly, "Do you have any lip balm?" The suspect pulled some plastic

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A pinprick of light, slowly broadening to reveal... me. I basked in the luminous glow, blanketed by the omnipresent darkness of my conscious. Oh thats right. I lost the talent show

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I always thought Wolfgang was a cool name. That's why as soon as I turned 18, I changed my name to something similar. Say hello to Wolf Napoleon Beanpole Amadeus Woodland. I know

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when I had to perform surgery. "Ugh, Martin, who cares if I messed up?" I asked. Martin looked incredulous. "Christs sake Bill! You just performed c-section surgery while drunk!"

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oak tree. The business man was wrongly accused of the murder, thanks to the lazy police force jumping to conclusions. The man vowed revenge, and made a pact with Satan in prison.