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By the time I made it to the river it was dark. I had long ago stopped noticing the insects that were crawling all around me. As long as they do what I want them to do, they might

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Yes, the Dutchman is dead. His final words are with us still to this day. "A boy has never wept nor dashed a thousand kim". He said that as he lay dying: provoked by the police to

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It is true. I did not need that that. Nor would it have been sufficient had I needed it, which I didn't. And I don't. Not this early in the deacon's recitation, at any rate. What

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Gordon reruns on loop set to post-industrial pop trance throatsingers, wolve's howls and whale songs playing on the big screen. She noticed that Dan had bits of flesh under his fin

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Daniella was off key, of course. Tone deafness is the main reason that you don't see turtles writing something like Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. All attention was on Bambi in jeans.

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because he didn't know his Mondrian from a bullet hole in the head. He had been a friend of the dead father's lepidopterist on his Orthodox side. When the early breakfast crowd got

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of our one wall hacienda. We were squatters. I never knew anything different. By the time they came by to run us off we had already added three more walls and a roof. 24 years late

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I'm shaving on the moon.

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"Well," I said, "Since the groom's model is standing up and the bride has fallen over, it must mean that you will die and I will live." My bride cried: "No Barry! This can't be!"

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The manager took this to be a sign that he should offer kumquat milkshakes. But when he went to the Food Dictator store, there were none to be found, so he decided to use persimmon