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...for the Banana Tarantula. It creeps through the darkness in the folds of banana peels, ready to pounce upon anyone who disturbs the slime. Then it will BITE! Watch out...

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It wasn't a real man it was just a game. Call of Duty to be precise. Mike topped the kills leaderboard for the month in his gaming clan. This month the prize was a Klondike bar.

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club battering. The vagrants dancing in the club pulled out their clubs and clubbed the living clubs out of me. It was until I saw the baby bear get clubbed when my freedom came,

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Only the avatar, master of all four universes can stop them, but when the galaxy needed him most, he vanished.

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For example: we are lousy at keeping secrets, but great at asking questions. Just now, I revealed what you intimated to me to your worst enemy, while inquiring about the weather.

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m no-one liked. The Star-Bellied Sneetches had had enough of the fuzzbumps stealing all of their stars, so they took up the issue with

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the Anglo-French war was fought with suicide fish and nuclear bombs.

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starts to deflate mysteriously, a tiny blowdart in her left mammary, I decided to take the case. I hadn't had this much fun since Croniak's mistress propositioned a group of us...

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but not the higher truths of the Dharma. When March spoke of finding solace in the three jewels, May giggled and descended one level of existence, into

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If I hadn't, they wouldn't have air-rushed me to the hospital in Tempe, and I wouldn't have been reunited with my old college buddy Hart Larew, who once dared me to