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The Prime Minister told her. "You act like a schmoo." She asked what a schmoo was. "Never mind. You just need to do your job properly, or you will be terminated", he told her.

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replied, "We don't deal with antiques. Our universe radioactive Galacticene matter, disguised as smart devices. You don't belong here." Then our protagonist ended up in Galaxy X2.

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Here now?", the little green creatures asked. "I am a scullery maid who has worked here for 90 years", she said, showing her scullcap. They served her tea and toast. It was 3:50am!

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sounds implausible but numbers can be irrational and dividing by zero works magic even my high school algebra teacher warned about. Our protagonist was a rule bender: Flat Ollie.

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popper.He opened the medicine cabinet with glee,a pill popper he'd be! Disheartened to find only a bottle of aspirin he tried twisting open the childproof cap but it wouldn't budge

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with a distinct foot cheese scent that was tastier then the sad flat little hash puppies at the Stand-up Diner's Open griddle night. Anyway what can you expect from Dane as Cook?

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growth. There a guy who wasn't Indian refused to go drinking with me. I accused him of having faux stereotypical anguish by proxy. That didn't faze him a bit, he even smiled as if

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4BR3B Shotgun and put it in a safe spot, telling everyone, "It will be in the skeleton closet". Plotsky agreed it was a good spot and put the Messerschmidt pistol in the Mahagony

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as she had alway been. OK she was a zombie, so technically an undead god, not a living one, but so what? She was still willing to lend an ear. It kept falling off anyway.

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had been at the Cone. That is what we called an unknown structure in the woods behind our house. If you went in naked it transported you to the center of the Universe as Earth's re