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the plague and die in order to escape the electronic hell that is the world of digimon. Still, it would be far more dignified to remove these blights upon Pokémanity altogether...

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But what neither army expected was that they had been drawn into a trap! Both the elves and dwarves fell prey to the arrows of an unseen foe, lurking in the shadows.

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that and cook it as a soup, for when mom gets home from work. "Mommy, I made ya sumfin t'eat!" Then I'll sit on her lap and make her swallow every last hairball just by being cute.

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Sign him up for the team, Ida thought sarcastically. Would no one hear her song? More importantly, if no one did, would she fall down in a forest?

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As he knelt by the bed he heard something strange, a voice. It said "You will know and You will fear but you will never hear" He grabbed the morning star harder Ready for anything

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of night." The other bird heard the words, but she only sang in French: à chaque oiseau son nid est beau. Squawkers

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make waste of our collective bedsheets, rendering the world a minor fraction more of discomfort in the night as guilt pounded within on our heads. The Shamemaker beeped and booped

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to charge his communications unit. Unfortunately, the balloon popped and Bob was no longer able to exert his calming influence over the rest of the panicked astronauts.

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telepathist's head in 2. Erica smiled "See? Telepathy won't save them: I'm killing subconsciously while thinking of lunch. If you do that every day though…" "Erica, it's lunchtime!

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I am actually Charley Chatty, the captain's ventriloquist dummy. We will be getting into Las Vegas in a few short hours where you can see us perform at the Golden Nugget.