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Now they are so big that I can't get out my door. I tried to escape through the window, but they thrust their branches at me and apples flew everywhere, bruising me on my head and

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That was because Gus the bear was so huge you wouldn't think of beating him, just getting out of there quick. He even gave Lady Gaga the fantods, and she's a tough cookie. Gus wept

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I noticed that the news reporter was also me. In fact, I was everywhere and everyone else was gone. It was just me, me, me everywhere I looked, and it made me sick. I tried to call

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Somehow find a pair to put on instead so as not to look like a clown. Her uncle found her and did CPR. He was worried she would someday forget to fold stories instead of drinking.

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Something about it being illegal now, given the recent military coup d'etat that made everyone's life miserable. It was Mad Max out there instead. I understood and backed off. Then

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These were hugely profitable for the reservation residents. Blackjack machines proved extremely popular. Some visitors played Pokemon Go and won bundles of money!

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Three nuns and a whole lot of chickens, breaking their eggs, on the way to shelter. The chickens came after them with meat cleavers, furious. Pedro was killed by a rooster.

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The website design and the censors. The latter have been coming after us with meat cleavers, dressed like Lady Gaga, whom we cannot stand.

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Took out their cannisters of spazzeroid dust and aimed at me. I had a teflon shield on so they were catapulted into Galaxy N25. I got my revenge.

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Publicity than he wanted. The tattoo police were looking for me, and I conveniently became the first tattoed mouse in the streets of Hsu City. It was a top Onion story.