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2" "1" "Blastoff" said the Inaccurate Aviation Pilot. With a face full of insects Kate really wished she been given a window seat as the rockets blasted into the air but employees

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I thought my life as an umbrella was somewhat smelly until I met a dung beetle named Mr Dung. Mr Dung and I became best friends through our shared experiences in dealing with poo.

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Liz thought of it. An island in the southern Pacific named McDonald island was to be captured. She would start the McNazis and overthrow Burger King in a daring blitzkrieg.

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I approached Vlad. "The mob wants you take a dive against the Hun in the fifth." The Ukrainian gypsy stared back with ice-blue eyes, "no." My days were numbered.

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, greatly angered. "How could she side with Fro-Yo?!" He bellowed. "All Fro-Yo flavors meld into a soup that tastes the same every time. Ice cream and gelato have character, and

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Not sure when my Kool-Aid problem got out of hand. Perhaps when I drank 30L without spilling on my white shirt. Whatever the case, I needed distraction from my 3 nasty wives.

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Only the best characters were allowed pants; it was a rite of passage. Dumbo really wished he had pants, or at least a big stack of pancakes to eat his feelings of nakedness.

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the sweat from our brows... and we liked it I tell ya!' Now FoldingStory is 'digital.' All kids have to do these days is press a red button and random drivel spews forth from

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the memories were smothered by the smoke that drifted into the sky. I shivered in the cold night as the firefighters continued their work and looked up at the stars. At least

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that the bills hadn't been paid. All of that tiresome work the crew had done wasted. "Ah," said one of the crew workers, Jim. "Work pays off even if you don't get paid." Nobody