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while others had sex with their future selves between Pilates and Zumba and an organic Cupertino Scarface latte. Chance was their companion that day because otherwise the weight

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Where he would bury his whole village one day. This he promised to the New Godz, his favorite Legion Metal band who barely concealed that they were really the New Order of Asgard.

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The lazy basso nova treated us like palm trees that want just any breeze to rustle their leaves or collect their coconuts. Basso nova was about to get a big surprise if that is wha

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Jeez...another nut case standing outside of the Frosty Freeze claiming that he's some superhero from another planet. All I wanted was two scoops of chocolate on a cone. "I am Noot

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with himself...no one mattered more to him than himself...and, with that, he rushed out into the electrical storm and wasn't seen or heard from again for twenty years.

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rty or more castanet and cellphone playing mariachi crustaceans. The meaning of life would have to wait. He grabbed the nearest senorita and yanked her by the tentacles.

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Debbie does who, what, where? Phillie? Chi-town? La La Land? St. Paul? Sin City? Cin Cin Nati? How can Debbie do all these places and forget to do "Big D"? She most be worn out

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I thought I saw something floating in the water. Since it was not usual to see a body floating in the Thames, I ambled down to take a closer look...amazing...uneaten shepards pie

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with a local king named Minos. We stipulated to the regulators that there would never be a root beer flavored gum. They were not Ogres. That was their one taboo. Human gum was 3rd.

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Will was a scapegoat by trade, and knew they would always blame everything on him. That's why he got the big bucks. He would just shrug off the accusations and brace himself for